Gmail is trying to keep me down. After begging, pleading, and even placing a few low-ball bids on eBay, I finally managed to get an invite. I hoped to become tby, or bryce, or even byehl @gmail.com… but no, it’s gotta be at least six friggin’ characters.
Google is discriminating against people with short names. Quick, somebody file a lawsuit in California!
I am now atleastsixcharacters@gmail.com. The Gmail help area says that short names at popular domains receive more spam, so I feel that it’s my duty to ensure that this long name gets as much spam as possible. So sign up atleastsixcharacters@gmail.com for spam. Or forward your own spam to atleastsixcharacters@gmail.com. Invite atleastsixcharacters@gmail.com to every Yahoo! Group you can think of. Help me fill this mailbox with hundreds of megabytes of crap. Pretty please.
