The Street That Wasn’t Named After Me, But Should Have
When I win the big lotto jackpot I plan to buy every house on this street in Voorhees.
FYI, my namesake is Bryce Canyon National Park, which my father desribes as one of the most beautiful places he has ever seen. I think the only National Park I’ve visited is the Everglades, which is pretty darned amazing once you get past the mosquitos and the perception that it’s just a swamp (it’s actually a very broad, shallow, and slow-moving river), but Everglade would be a terrible name for a kid…
