When I flick you off for being a dick in traffic, the correct thing to do is continue along your merry way. Don’t stop in the middle of the road and start to get out of your car. And when I go around you, do not proceed to follow me to my office. These are things that will cause me to believe that you intend to commit aggravated stalking, aggravated assault, or some other forcible felony against me and under the law in Florida I am permitted to use deadly force to prevent you from doing so.
Mondays are bad enough without having to explain to the cops why I emptied my Glock into some dumbass in front of my office.
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